Consi 

consi
{con-see}

noun

A man who can be employed in any role despite a perceived lack of aptitude across the board.

Consi's tend to gain a level of reverance in any city they are a denizen of.

"Andrew ain't all that good, y'know? But he ain't that bad either. A real Consi."

Consi by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020

Conditional DNP 

Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)

Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).

Chad: Bro...

Conditional DNP by Nidardos RatOiler September 8, 2021

terms and conditions 

That long ass wall of text no one bothered reading, yet everyone agrees.

I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.

terms and conditions by oldemberg May 24, 2014

condirrhea 

(N). The runny liquid that comes out of a conoment squeeze bottle such as ketchup or mustard if you don't shake it first.

I got condirrhea all over my sandwhich

condirrhea by Steve347 September 26, 2008

wartime consigliere

A senior advisor with the cunning and ruthlessness needed to defeat an enemy during times of open conflict. Unconstrained by the caution and deliberation called for during regular business order.

Tom Hagen advised the Corleone's well as it grew into the Mafia's pre-eminent family; but he wasn't a wartime consigliere.

wartime consigliere by Optiongeek April 2, 2015

Onew Condition 

A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.

This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.

Onew Condition is really cute to see.

I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.

Onew Condition by ShawolStar<3 December 6, 2010

condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.

A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.

condition brown by teh744 May 25, 2008