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I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.
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I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic!
by carpainterly May 29, 2007
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The cable installer came late, stayed 3 hours but didn't successfully fix anything, and texted me repeatedly after he left, soliciting sex and pleading "just one night, you won't regret it or forget it." It was comcastic.
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