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concastic 

To deliberately respond to a statement that is made figuratively as though it were meant litterally, for humorous effect.
When Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "I don't think baked goods were ever involved", I was being concastic.
concastic by galactickiss December 8, 2021
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A fantastic centaur, referring to something as fantastic while being a centaur centaur
Damn, look at his centastic gallop.
Adjective meaning really, really shitty.
I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.

concrastination 

Opposite of procrastination, when one starts on a task almost as soon as it is assigned, and does not rest until the task is done
The concrastinators of the class were working on their homework as soon as the teacher wrote it on the board.
concrastination by Dan McClure October 24, 2004

Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Concrastinate 

To put something before all else.

{Opposite of 'procrastinate' ('con' opposite of 'pro')}
I concrastinated today by doing dishes right when I woke up.
Concrastinate by Scottymcdergymheim September 2, 2010