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ConnerCock

The Act Of Gripping The Chicken So Hard That Pimples Appear
Jo: Have You Seen Conner's ConnerCock
Britain: Yes
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Countercockwise

Used in dating/relationships to describe situations that bring one farther from engaging in sexual activity with a partner.
Man... Brian is supposed to be my wingman, but last night he butted-in while I was workin' on this hottie and the whole night went countercockwise.
by Magic#37 February 5, 2010
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Connertucky

A hick redneck town that is mostly inhabited by crackwhores and guttertrash. Famous for their trashy broken down bowling alley and kiddy porn ring.
Yeah I used to live in Connertucky, till I came to my senses and moved back to the much classier R-town.
by LaDeena July 4, 2009
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CounterCock

The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)
Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!
by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009
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cornercock

When you penis naturally bends to the side
It's really annoying having a cornercock when you piss.
by Dr. Grog January 16, 2004
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cindercock

a large veiny throbbing cock, usually always erected while observing one's dome. also related to the material known as a cinder-block, only difference is it is a Cock.
while sitting on the beach, rick suddenly erected a huge cindercock while looking into the eyes of his dome
by kev lamb March 7, 2008
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connerwick

a boy who is amazing and attracts girls and boys everyone wants his nuts even 80 year old men want them he rejects them though because he wants to stay celibate forever he jacks off 83 times a day because of it.
Fuck, that preist is a total connerwick, I'm jealous.
by wonner cick. December 6, 2009
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