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Countercockwise 

Used in dating/relationships to describe situations that bring one farther from engaging in sexual activity with a partner.
Man... Brian is supposed to be my wingman, but last night he butted-in while I was workin' on this hottie and the whole night went countercockwise.
Countercockwise by Magic#37 February 5, 2010

Connertucky 

A hick redneck town that is mostly inhabited by crackwhores and guttertrash. Famous for their trashy broken down bowling alley and kiddy porn ring.
Yeah I used to live in Connertucky, till I came to my senses and moved back to the much classier R-town.
Connertucky by LaDeena July 4, 2009

CounterCock 

The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)
Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!

cornercock 

When you penis naturally bends to the side
It's really annoying having a cornercock when you piss.
cornercock by Dr. Grog January 16, 2004

cindercock 

a large veiny throbbing cock, usually always erected while observing one's dome. also related to the material known as a cinder-block, only difference is it is a Cock.
while sitting on the beach, rick suddenly erected a huge cindercock while looking into the eyes of his dome
cindercock by kev lamb March 7, 2008

connerwick 

a boy who is amazing and attracts girls and boys everyone wants his nuts even 80 year old men want them he rejects them though because he wants to stay celibate forever he jacks off 83 times a day because of it.
Fuck, that preist is a total connerwick, I'm jealous.
connerwick by wonner cick. December 6, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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