The
act of a
male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile
unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)
Oh my god, Emily, did you
see that last
custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You
KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!