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counter-cock 

v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.

n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.
1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.

1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.

2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.
counter-cock by Yatz January 31, 2005
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counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.
John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.
Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.
Counter Cocked by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

Counter Strike Grenade Cocksucker 

When your playing Counter Strike and your friend keeps throwing grenades like an asshole. Typically a friend trying to establish his manhood in a game meant for people with no lives.
Another grenade? That guy is a Counter Strike Grenade Cocksucker!!!!!!

Countercockwise 

Used in dating/relationships to describe situations that bring one farther from engaging in sexual activity with a partner.
Man... Brian is supposed to be my wingman, but last night he butted-in while I was workin' on this hottie and the whole night went countercockwise.
Countercockwise by Magic#37 February 5, 2010

CounterClock Killas 

A prank gang/fighting gang from Zanesville, Ohio which evovled from around 4 members to 60 in the matter of weeks.
Yo dawg, the CounterClock Killas just pissed on my face.

CounterCock 

The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)
Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!
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