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cockmongrel 

1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.

2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
"You're such a cockmongrel."

"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
cockmongrel by Batrastard July 2, 2003

cockmongrel 

One who "slobs the knob" (performs fellatio) in a vicious, inefficient, and salivatory manner.
Not only was she a slut, she was a dastardly cockmongrel as well.
cockmongrel by Mike August 7, 2003

cockmongrel 

a girl who hoggs all the cock/whore
clair is a cockmongrel.
cockmongrel by jessica H September 8, 2006

donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel 

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves
Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

cockmongrel 

Big giant ogre unicorn that likes to eat male chickens (cocks).
Holy Shit, that cockmongrel just ate my cock!
cockmongrel by Jorge Antonio February 5, 2008