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fatgnant

Already being really fat, and then being pregnant as well.

"I can't tell if that chick is fat or pregnant!"
"Maybe she's fatgnant."

fatgnant by jeepguy84 March 1, 2014

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A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves

Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

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