Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Conjour
Conjour by Inspector hector June 30, 2017
Related Words
condour • Condor • contour • contouring • contour soda • candoursoul • concourage • concourse • Condograd • Condorats
contour soda
A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
contour soda by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006
California Condor Nest
An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.
Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.
Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.
Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.
California Condor Nest by 84579876874 June 29, 2011
Condograd
A complex of identical condominiums built on land once occupied by either a farm or woodlands. The result is a very unsightly, communist-looking complex of residences. The atmosphere while driving through a Condograd is very boring, bland, and consistent. The lawns (if there are any) are all identical and maintained by the central office. All buildings are very unsightly, especially for their settings, and are built with only potential profit in mind. The driveways/parking lots are full of middle class automobiles, increasing that communist feel. The condos themselves are all identical and available in 1, 2, 3 and sometimes 4 bedroom models. The interior walls are all white with white carpet. Condograds are very easy to get lost in because of their size, their complex and confusing road systems, and the fact that all the buildings look identical.
The name Condograd is derived from the fact they are condominium complexes, and the suffix -grad, which was present in the names of many cities in the Soviet Union. A Condograd's atmosphere is similar to that of a communist town or city.
The name Condograd is derived from the fact they are condominium complexes, and the suffix -grad, which was present in the names of many cities in the Soviet Union. A Condograd's atmosphere is similar to that of a communist town or city.
You know you're in a Condograd when you've seen the same thing for 5 miles and can't figure out where you are.
Condograd by aircooled73 May 26, 2010
contourtionism
The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.
"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."
contourtionism by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013
john contour
john contour by Mr.CUCK April 16, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026