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Congaluted 

When there are too many people in a conga line.
"Yeah, the conga line was pretty cool, but then everyone got in there and it just got too congaluted."
Congaluted by JefBeezos September 23, 2018

Convoluted 

Gourmet, overtly complicated, needlessly difficult, heavily involved, deeply intricate, the opposite of simple & easy, requiring patience & commitment.
1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.

2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.
Convoluted by ThatEvilRedhead July 23, 2011

Convoluted 

Something really complicated . Talking in circles. Nonsense, etc.
-girl : "Bruh you just don't get it you got convolutions on your brain cells."
-boy: "combo what ? "
-girl : "duh, convoluted thoughts. . . . "
Convoluted by 3579SCphmG'<3. June 19, 2010

Convoluted 

The best word ever, only to be used incorrectly in everyday conversation
Jeremy: My toaster just exploded.
Sarah: Wow. That's convoluted.
Convoluted by singitupp June 2, 2010
Someone or something that is stupendously retarded
My sister is a real congaluce.
congaluce by clobbaclobbaclobba September 23, 2020
When the tlacuilo has no fucking idea what’s going on!
This shits all confluted!
confluted by Super Big-D November 15, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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