Conformulate 

To conjure up, or formulate. To put together something such as a list or gift.

“Hey Mom would you like to help me conformulate the grocery list?”

Conformulate by Lavenderdragon November 9, 2022

confobulate 

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

confobulate by Da Longster April 2, 2008

confirmulate 

To call or text ahead that you will be running late.

Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"

Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."

confirmulate by dookeyboy November 22, 2011

confogulated 

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

confogulated by pweidman December 4, 2009

Confogulated 

A way more major level of confusion

Person 1: “Why did (a name) curse you out at the party.”

Person 2: “I don’t know that mess has me confogulated.”

Confogulated by Cyb3rxyx May 4, 2024