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Conflunction

Definition:
A state of being extremely highunundersterndable. It describes a situation, person, or idea that is so chaotic, illogical, or complex that your brain completely stops working.
Example:
Person A: "Did you understand a single word the professor just said?"
Person B: "Not at all, man. I’m in a state of pure conflunction right now."
by Nastybast December 29, 2025
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Total confunction nonsense

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way
Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense
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confunctionality

The degree of configurability, and functionality, as it pertains to something of a technical nature. (i.e. a software driven firewall for a computer opperating system.)
It does not offer a coherent level of confunctionality
by Bitterman March 21, 2006
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Subordinating Conjunctions

A word or phrase that links a dependent clause to an independent clause. This word or phrase indicates that a clause has informative value to add to the sentence's main idea, signaling a cause-and-effect relationship or a shift in time and place between the two clauses.
Some common subordinating conjunctions include...although, while, when, whenever, where, wherever, before, and after.
by Pp word Boy Selina February 14, 2022
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confluction

Confluction: 1Massive Conflagration. 2Cluster Fuck of the 5th order. 3Entanglement of 500 coat hangers. 4Calling a credit card or software company and attempting to speak with a human.
The stimulus package is the biggest confluction to land on American taxpayers in over 225 years.
by Bevo the Fox March 16, 2009
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Conjunction Vitus

1. Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.
2. Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.
No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool
Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.
Yep, that sounds like him!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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spanish conjunction

it is when a people (s) is in a public area and completely surrounded by people of spanish decent, only speaking spanish.
dude,
what,
last night i was at a club and there were like thousandes of spanish people it felt like i was in a spanish conjunction
by steviejew October 4, 2010
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