a smart dude, who is wise beyond your plane of existence. You better listen to him or he'll take your phone away. he loves his fish tank and tennis. he is also my dad. love you.

My dad's name is Vitus

vitus by Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019

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Vitus

Vitus is a cool and fun guy, he can be a bit mysterious at first, but when you get to know him, he’s a really fun guy to be around.

Person: Hi
Vitus: Hey;)

Vitus by VitusIsCool June 26, 2020

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Vitus

Super annoying person that no one likes

Go away you Vitus

Vitus by PLASMABOM98 September 9, 2021

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Vitus

Biggest Pussy ever, gets 0 pussy. Plays in the O-line. His friends always make fun of him. But overall he kinda sexy. Still in the closet, because his friends will beat him up if they find out that he is gay. He is the sherminator in real life, his best friend Richard, is sexy and called Stifmeister. He has extreme sexy legs, and he is into Dilfs. Treat him good or his guy Richard(Stifmeister) will beat you up.

Girl: Group work with Vitus? ah heck no, he is a pussy. But I would really love to do it with Richard
Richard: Aight, im down *laughs in Sexy 6´0 ft*

Vitus by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021

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