confluction

Confluction: 1Massive Conflagration. 2Cluster Fuck of the 5th order. 3Entanglement of 500 coat hangers. 4Calling a credit card or software company and attempting to speak with a human.

The stimulus package is the biggest confluction to land on American taxpayers in over 225 years.

by Bevo the Fox March 16, 2009

Confluction

A confluction is a congruence of some parts of reality with a new part of reality, which is not actually reality but is experienced as a form of reality to the mind. This part is unreal, exists in fantasy, in situations such as video games, movies, and in some news reports. For example, cities are destroyed, elections are stolen. It is thought that this may account for some features of modern day thinking where fake news or various distortions of events are thought of as real, such as votes being fabricated, vaccinations being poisonous, so that such events are portrayed as real in many news features and are believed by many influential people as true although they are actually not real.

There is a confluction of reality when people think a city is destroyed or an election is stolen. Buildings can be bombed or some elections corrupted but it doesn't get as bad as the mind makes it out to be.

by bobcatbobby August 18, 2022

Total confunction nonsense

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way

Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense

by CaribbeanPikachu January 23, 2020

the natural confectionery

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Confloption

Descended from the Greek word 'Confloptus'. To upset the equilibrium. To distress harmony. To create a disturbance.

We've just been jacked! Mans rushed up and conflopped everywhere y'all.

I say, what's that on the horizon? Is it a Navy vessel preparing to fire? I dare say we are about to enter a state of complete and total confloption.

by Lethal B November 8, 2008

confunctionality

The degree of configurability, and functionality, as it pertains to something of a technical nature. (i.e. a software driven firewall for a computer opperating system.)

It does not offer a coherent level of confunctionality

by Bitterman March 21, 2006

confucktion

the clusterfuck created by construction zones

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"

by fadedredwing May 14, 2009