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gary condit 

1)Euthamism for a condom

2)A sleazy american politician
"I wonder if Bill Clinton used Gary Condit to bang Monica Lewinski"
gary condit by Dipako December 30, 2003

Gary Condit 

(n.) a men's Oxford Shirt (usually blue) with a white collar and cuffs. Frequently worn by former congressman Gary Condit (D-CA).
"James is such a cool guy--if only he weren't wearing a Gary Condit."
Gary Condit by KB Ryan November 15, 2004

Conditional DNP 

Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).

Chad: Bro...
Conditional DNP by Nidardos RatOiler September 8, 2021

terms and conditions 

That long ass wall of text no one bothered reading, yet everyone agrees.
I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.

condirrhea 

(N). The runny liquid that comes out of a conoment squeeze bottle such as ketchup or mustard if you don't shake it first.
I got condirrhea all over my sandwhich
condirrhea by Steve347 September 26, 2008

Onew Condition 

A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.

This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.
Onew Condition is really cute to see.

I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.
Onew Condition by ShawolStar<3 December 6, 2010