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Condementimacy
A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.
"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"
Condementimacy by mo-yo December 29, 2006
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Condemned
Adj: Used to Show fear, or a sudden jump in heart rate in responce to a sight of horror. Causes oneself to stand in corners where the rest of the room, and or all doors in the room are visible.
Condemned by Nick Delieto July 16, 2008
Condemned
One of the most badass games EVER. You can tase a bro then beat his head in with a 2x4. It's also scary as shit. Real man's game.
Condemned by FistOfMith February 7, 2009
condomed
There are two definitions:
#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom
#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom
#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom
#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom
For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"
For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"
For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"
condomed by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011
condemned to eternal damnation
I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.
condemned to eternal damnation by t_Dubz June 2, 2016
Condomed
Condomed by Mr unstable December 16, 2013
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