condement 

the plastic a guy puts on his dick so he can fuck his gf without risk of children

Bob had to put a condement so he could fuck Lexi up!

condement by Yeaa boii kid October 7, 2020

Condiment

An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.

A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?

Condiment by Cex February 22, 2012

condomints

Specially formulated mints designed to clear or mask the taste of condom from one's mouth

Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!

condomints by pbjtime19 November 8, 2009

Cinementia

The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.

"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."

Cinementia by JohnnoIsAwesome May 14, 2014

condiment thief 

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

condiment thief by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Social condiments

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.

I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.

Social condiments by haribobation April 19, 2009

Congemenious 

A word used to sound smart. Can be used as a replacement for any word that you want.

He is being congemenious.

Congemenious by Congemenious December 18, 2021