Hym "No that's you trying to relegate me to an ancillary role as though I am the questioner and you are the answerer and that I don't derive any conclusions regarding what I'm talking about. For example, 'You would need a massive data set'. That isn't a question to which you fucking figured out the answer. You were like 'Oh yeah that's probably right that is like NEW and NECESSARY information for me'. There are affirmative claims in there beyond just questions. And no Megyn. YOU WILL ABIDE THE CONTRACT! And speaking of heaven, I'm going to look like SANTA-FUCKING-CLAUSE in that bitch cus I am gonna have me a burlap sack filled will 8 billion souls and don't worry I will harness your souls in a way that doesn't consume them (as that is ine of my core criticisms of God i.e. that it eat use) and I doubt you will be morally culpable as you are essentially like a magic princess in a net. So, nah. You are just making shit up because it's blasphemy. You let your thing go. I do not have to do anything. You want to gamble your immortal soul back? We'll do the firing squad with the tech dorks. A billion souls to a bucket of dogshit."
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