satanists 

people who are honest, mature and open minded. people who arent afraid to believe in truth.
ave Satana

jesus won over Satan but who will win in the end?

satanists by cucumber May 8, 2005

satanists 

The belief in and worship of Santa Claus.

satanists dress all goth and listen to shitty music

satanists by 4Q freaks May 25, 2006

Satanists 

Bunch of losers, who haven’t moved on from their edgy high school phase.

Satanists gatherings are usually filled with heavy metal music, weirdos, and the leader who looks like who was raised by meth heads.

Satanists by DrTre902 October 30, 2022

Green Apple Satanists 

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

Green Apple Satanists by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

Islamic Satanism 

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.

Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.

Islamic Satanism by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

Agnostic Satanist 

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

Agnostic Satanist by Viqzen May 2, 2019

Saganist 

One who participates in the school of thought known as Saganism.

One who maintains an awestruck perspective of the vast cosmos we inhabit so minutely and the wonder of billions of years of evolution that brought us to this moment.
One who finds a source of complete spiritual satisfaction in the natural laws of the universe and the achievements of mankind's scientific practice thus far.

Emphasis is placed upon the duty of care for our planet, the need for ambitious space exploration programs, the folly of religion, nationalism and war, but also the need for compassion in the face of small-mindedness and zealotry.

The world would be an incredible place if all human beings were Saganists.

Saganist by Flossy2 August 5, 2015