Conasse
Conasse by iamgyoussefbh June 9, 2022
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conascending
adj. To condescend from below. To make fun of someone who in fact, at least in the area in which they are being made fun of, is actually one's superior. Usually done in a mocking and/or sarcastic tone.
n. conascension
n. conascension
Jill was very conascending to Mary when she said, "You went to Yale, so I'm just sure YOU can figure out how we'll find a cab downtown."
conascending by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010
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Conasse • conascending • cohasset • conansexual • cohasset girls • conascend • Conasewer • conassa • conasstation • conaster
conansexual
person 1: hey wanna date?
person 2: do you look like conan gray?
person 1: yea
person 2: cool I’m conansexual so when’s our wedding? 😻😻😻
person 2: do you look like conan gray?
person 1: yea
person 2: cool I’m conansexual so when’s our wedding? 😻😻😻
conansexual by toddlers for dinner August 15, 2020
Conasewer
Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.
Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.
Conasewer by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017
conassa
That bitch has a serious conassa.
Connasse
Noun, means "cunt". French.
1) Offensive term for a woman (or man, used by and to gay men).
2) Affective term to a friend (woman and gay men only), due to envy.
1) Offensive term for a woman (or man, used by and to gay men).
2) Affective term to a friend (woman and gay men only), due to envy.
1) "T'es une sale connasse." "Arrête de faire ta connasse."
2) "Oh putain connasse t'as trop de chance!" "Ca va connasse?"
2) "Oh putain connasse t'as trop de chance!" "Ca va connasse?"
Connasse by kindafunnysad June 20, 2006
conansexual
person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*
conansexual by Gribble67 May 25, 2022
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