adj. To condescend from below. To make fun of someone who in fact, at least in the area in which they are being made fun of, is actually one's superior. Usually done in a mocking and/or sarcastic tone.
n. conascension
Jill was very conascending to Mary when she said, "You went to Yale, so I'm just sure YOU can figure out how we'll find a cab downtown."
person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*