Conasewer 

Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.

Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.

Conasewer by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017

conswervative 

A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record.

Larry Craig is a conswervative, as is Ted Haggard.

conswervative by Q47 January 2, 2009

conaster

conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

There were several conasters in my life that I cannot recall without thanking God for his undeserved mercy.

You were born under a lucky star. This conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.

conaster by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

Conswerve 

When low on marijuana you resort to alcohol in order to get fucked up.(While in a vehicle; driving)

While in Cancun Mexico, two friends were running low on pot and trying to conserve. Instead of smoking a heat bowl of nug. They decided to get drunk and "conswerve."

Conswerve by PwnDank August 29, 2009

Conswervative 

A member of the Republican Party who claims to be of “wholesome Christian values,” but really just needs to chill the fuck out or swerve. Generally a cherry-picker of Judeo-Christian faith values. May or may not also be a Karen or Boomer.

1: ‘Murica’s going to Hell! No one respects Christian values, anymore.

2: Didn’t you just get back from your Honey Moon? You know that’s a Pagan tradition, right? Pipe the fuck down, Conswervative.
3: And didn’t that President you voted for have multiple mistresses and wives that he wasn’t ashamed of or quiet about? Okay, Conswervative.

Conswervative by The Rainbow Codero March 25, 2022

conswervative 

A liberal who appears to be conservative to appeal to the right with conservative sounding promises. However, when voted in, the liberal goes back to his or her liberal ways. A common tactic by the left.

Jon Corzine promised to never raise taxes on New Jersians to appear to be a conservative. He really was a conswervative, showing his true colors when he raised the sales tax to 7% and otherwise broke his promise to never raise taxes.

conswervative by Junior J October 2, 2007

conseperately 

with, together, but seperate

I slept with her conseperately

conseperately by joeDellieyM December 26, 2011