The person that doesn't smoke weed to get high, but smokes weed for the appreciation of the taste and texture of the nug itself. The weed Conasaur is a mature individual that appreciates nug.
A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.
'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'
1. Similar to the word confrontation, only the confrontational act is generally relating to the back side of a person. This this act is most often violating the ass region, thus conasstaion.
"Man, I was just standing there minding my own bussiness then got a NASTAY conasstation from Dameon. My ass hurt for weeks."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.