person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*
by Gribble67 May 25, 2022