Con-Dem

shorter name for the conservative - liberal democrat coalition we have in the UK at this present time.
often used as a pun to show annoyance at another silly policy.

dude 1: the government is getting rid of child benefits.
dude 2: well I Con-Dem them for it.

dude 1: I dislike this government.
dude 2: so you Con-Dem it?

Con-Dem by spudisking November 5, 2010

Condementimacy 

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

Condementimacy by mo-yo December 29, 2006

ConDem 

A name for a hypothetical coalition between the Conservative Party and the Liberal Democrats in UK politics. If it were to become reality, the UK can be said to have been ConDemmed.

Opponent to a Conservative/Liberal Democrat coaltion: "Don't ConDem us Nick!"

ConDem by famico666 May 8, 2010

Do you condemn Hamas? 

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”

Hi! Long time no see. Do you condemn Hamas?

Do you condemn Hamas? by lettucebeet November 9, 2023

Condemned 

Adj: Used to Show fear, or a sudden jump in heart rate in responce to a sight of horror. Causes oneself to stand in corners where the rest of the room, and or all doors in the room are visible.

Oh Snap Jack, Thats Was Some Condemned shit right there!

Condemned by Nick Delieto July 16, 2008

Condemned 

One of the most badass games EVER. You can tase a bro then beat his head in with a 2x4. It's also scary as shit. Real man's game.

Woah Ethan Thomas just cracked this guys skull with this pipe. I fucking love condemned!

Condemned by FistOfMith February 7, 2009

Condemnation Cough 

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.

Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.

Condemnation Cough by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011