Computerus

A computer owned by a woman, and feminized until it is rendered useless to a man.

"Where's mom?"
"She's upstairs working on her computerus."

by Gribby May 23, 2008

computerus

Strategically placing an overheated laptop over one's uterus to ease menstrual cramps.

It's that time of the month, so me and my old Mac are having some computerus time in bed.

by Emmerbembu November 4, 2013