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EA: Makes Starwars Battlefront and rips off players
Result: Stocks drop and now the whole world hates them
EA: Shocked Pikachu Face
Result: Stocks drop and now the whole world hates them
EA: Shocked Pikachu Face
by TheExtremeEvoker March 8, 2019
Get the EAmug. Tenno: *Breathes Vay Hek's air*
Vay Hek: WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vay Hek: WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TheExtremeEvoker December 18, 2018
Get the Vay Hekmug. Shit wifi which gets progressively shittier every year. They have a 10 year contract and have no intention to replace it. Whenever school tries to work on their wifi (to block sites like Snapchat and Twitter, the only thing they will ever bother to do), their wifi gets shittier.
The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.
Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.
The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.
Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.
Me during the first year: The school wifi isn't so bad! I can actually tolerate it!
Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
by TheExtremeEvoker February 28, 2019
Get the School Wifimug. A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion
-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion
-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
Guy: *sits down at the subway*
Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by TheExtremeEvoker March 6, 2019
Get the Bible Thumpermug. Having little health, shield, or overall limited survivability. Used by gamers to describe a shit charachter/avatar.
Warframe Player 1: I main Limbo.
Warframe Player 2: Fuck Limbo! He's squishy as fuck! And don't you dare use stasis!!!
Warframe Player 2: Fuck Limbo! He's squishy as fuck! And don't you dare use stasis!!!
by TheExtremeEvoker March 13, 2019
Get the Squishymug. Absolute piece of shit. Everyone has to fucking take it. You're better off holding a gun to your head and pulling the trigger.
Student1: I have to study for the SAT.
Student2: Don't, how about we both kill ourselves?
Student1: Good idea!
*Both shoot themselves*
Student2: Don't, how about we both kill ourselves?
Student1: Good idea!
*Both shoot themselves*
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
Get the SATmug. Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.
Only retards use parental controls.
Only retards use parental controls.
by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018
Get the Parental Controlsmug.