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Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
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A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."
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Giant overheating portals of fuckery, that you would think only exist in The Twilight Zone, that are kept hidden somewhere, within the swoltering hot magma chambers found somewhere in Mia Khalifa's asshole.
The entire school was evacuated when several of the School Computers spontaniously combusted.
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They barely work nowdays.
We don't use Windows 7 (aka School Computers), we use Windows 10.
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Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
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by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
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The term โ€œschool computerโ€ means that a select computer takes 15 minutes to boot up and an additional 5 to load in your first search and cannot even run flash games above 45fps, usually 5-15 years old.
Kid: Dude this thing is like a school computer!
Kid2: And you just bought it?
Kid: Hell yea, and Iโ€™m pissed!
by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018
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