computeristic

knows stuff about computers.

sarah: i can do that on the computer!
terri:you're so computeristic.

by not bob. June 12, 2009

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

computerist

A computerist is a person who feels some form of prejudice towards a particular brand, model or color of a computer.

"You think my computer is going to crash just because it's black? What a computerist you are!"

by JackIsReallyCool December 18, 2012

Computerist

When microcomputers were first marketed in the 1970's, corporate computer departments had all sorts of people with a lot of Titles. There were Computer Operators of course, and programmers, system analysts, tape librarians, etc. But with a Microcomputer in your home, you were everything! You were The Computerist.

Give me a call if you need help programming that, I'm a Consulting Computerist.

by Ozzie321 September 13, 2020

computerotic

similar in nature to metrosexual; the attachment and association of sexual attributes to a piece of computer/electronic hardware

if your friend said "oh my god, this new program highlighting script i wrote is so orgasmic" you might reply "okay dude, too much info...that was so computerotic"

by thefish February 2, 2004