Computate 

Not a goddamn word

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.

Computate by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021

computard 

One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

computard by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

Computato 

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.

Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.

Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011

Does not compute 

A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.

The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.

Does not compute. Please say that again in plain English.

Does not compute by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009

Compurape 

To take a work or school computer and press random buttons fervently, leaving the computer in a state of disarray.

Dude, this computer is lagging like hell. Let's compurape it!

Compurape by cuzi555 May 15, 2008

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

compubation 

Obsessive masturbation with the use of a computer. Mainly through the use of porno on the internet. Signs of compubation are having more then 2 gigs of porn saved on your computer, sticky or stuck keys on your keyboard, and a general sense of happiness at all the spanking off your doing.

Hey, why doesn't the B work on your keyboard? -- Oh, sorry about that but I suffer from compubation.

compubation by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 4, 2007