Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.
Synonyms: Poser.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.
Synonyms: Poser.
You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.
by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003
Get the Computarted mug.One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).
Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".
by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004
Get the computard mug.One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.
by SelfControl November 13, 2004
Get the computard mug.Any art created with or intended to be used with a computer. Programs such as Photoshop, GIMP, and MS Paint are popular examples of computart creation programs.
by Forest_Fire November 5, 2010
Get the computart mug.1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.
1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!
by JRGreen May 22, 2008
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