Compoost 

The combined use of fresh spring water, grass and soft-to-touch leaves in the wilderness to create a useful, eco-friendly compost using sources straight from the human bowel.

“For my school project i created a DIY compoost and stunned the teachers. The teachers were too stunned to speak”

“Oh no we are out of compost for our land. What should we do?”
- “dont worry mum i have a solution”

Compoost by Poopidyscoopidy January 13, 2022

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

Compost in her cooch by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

dot-compost 

A term for the glut of Internet startup companies that have now gone out of business. The word gained popularity after the stock market correction beginning in March, 2000 when many such dot-coms went under.

Determined not to become dot-compost, monster.com reevaluated their businness model and marketting plan.

dot-compost by technodude February 26, 2006

CHAFP Compost

A scientific innovation created by a group of bright students as a new type of compost consisting of charcoal ash and fruit peels.

I used CHAFP compost and my plant grew about 9 meters in an hour!

CHAFP Compost by Very bright students August 29, 2022

compost me 

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

compost me by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

Composter Syndrome 

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:

Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.

Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.

Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.

Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.

Composter Syndrome by 4aminstead August 9, 2023