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Competta

A dog with the face of a human. (legend, myth)
Oh. He gasped. It was a Competta!
by GoogleDictionary.php.bappy February 1, 2023
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compettytive

When rivalry between opponents in any matter intensifies and sinks to the most trivial, nit-picking, inane and embarrassingly immaterial level it becomes "compettytive" or infinitesimally petty. In such cases it is common to up the ante in an endless race toward utter nonsense and possible humiliation. AND against all rationality, the stakes can be ridiculously high.

BACKGROUND: The origins of this sort of struggle is a bastardization of G.W. F. Hegel's description of the Master-Slave dialectic, outlined in his "Phenomenology of Spirit" as an encounter between two subjects "who engage in a 'struggle to the death' before one enslaves the other, only to find that this does not give him the control over the world he has sought." (Wikipedia).
Rumor has it that in order to gain a seat in Congress, LBJ sunk to unethical compettytive depths in 1949 by accusing his wealthy and favored pig-farming opponent of having "routine carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows, despite the pleas of his wife and children."
by Tristantzar February 13, 2012
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Cometta-Kazi

Pronunciation: \ˈkä-mət-ah-ka-zee\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English comete, from Old English cometa, from Latin, from Greek komētēs

One who, after playing the role of martyr by dramatically falling on the proverbial sword, actually lives through the 'said' episode to complain endlessly and render guilt upon an unsuspecting and sympathetic listener.
Phil was on the brink of blowing his own brains out after his Italian mother, a true Cometta-Kazi, volunteered to have everyone over for Thanksgiving dinner and then bitched and moaned about how much work it would be.
by vincenzoUSA November 23, 2009
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computtance

i have had enough of this computtance juliette
by shakes pears April 20, 2021
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compettikin

A group of people you can never beat are your compettikin, they are like competition but unbeabtle.
"Damm they are our compettikin we can never lay the smackdown on them!" says handomse jon
by Grand Master Fai November 14, 2004
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compestated

A physical attributed attained by a person spending primary time at a computer, and adapting appropriate weight gain to the enviroment.
I cant run anymore, Im too compestated.

Your chair might be uncomfortable, but soon you will compestate to it.
by adammtboy October 4, 2008
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competative

The most toxic gamemode in games
Guy : hey bro you wanna play competative?
Guy 2 : fuck no its toxic as fuck.
by Difolax March 7, 2017
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