Competta
Oh. He gasped. It was a Competta!
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compettytive
When rivalry between opponents in any matter intensifies and sinks to the most trivial, nit-picking, inane and embarrassingly immaterial level it becomes "compettytive" or infinitesimally petty. In such cases it is common to up the ante in an endless race toward utter nonsense and possible humiliation. AND against all rationality, the stakes can be ridiculously high.
BACKGROUND: The origins of this sort of struggle is a bastardization of G.W. F. Hegel's description of the Master-Slave dialectic, outlined in his "Phenomenology of Spirit" as an encounter between two subjects "who engage in a 'struggle to the death' before one enslaves the other, only to find that this does not give him the control over the world he has sought." (Wikipedia).
BACKGROUND: The origins of this sort of struggle is a bastardization of G.W. F. Hegel's description of the Master-Slave dialectic, outlined in his "Phenomenology of Spirit" as an encounter between two subjects "who engage in a 'struggle to the death' before one enslaves the other, only to find that this does not give him the control over the world he has sought." (Wikipedia).
Rumor has it that in order to gain a seat in Congress, LBJ sunk to unethical compettytive depths in 1949 by accusing his wealthy and favored pig-farming opponent of having "routine carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows, despite the pleas of his wife and children."
compettytive by Tristantzar February 13, 2012
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Competta • compettytive • Cometta-Kazi • compestated • Competable • Competalent • competative • compettikin • Competty • computtance
Cometta-Kazi
Pronunciation: \ˈkä-mət-ah-ka-zee\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English comete, from Old English cometa, from Latin, from Greek komētēs
One who, after playing the role of martyr by dramatically falling on the proverbial sword, actually lives through the 'said' episode to complain endlessly and render guilt upon an unsuspecting and sympathetic listener.
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English comete, from Old English cometa, from Latin, from Greek komētēs
One who, after playing the role of martyr by dramatically falling on the proverbial sword, actually lives through the 'said' episode to complain endlessly and render guilt upon an unsuspecting and sympathetic listener.
Phil was on the brink of blowing his own brains out after his Italian mother, a true Cometta-Kazi, volunteered to have everyone over for Thanksgiving dinner and then bitched and moaned about how much work it would be.
Cometta-Kazi by vincenzoUSA November 23, 2009
computtance
computtance by shakes pears April 20, 2021
compettikin
compettikin by Grand Master Fai November 14, 2004
compestated
A physical attributed attained by a person spending primary time at a computer, and adapting appropriate weight gain to the enviroment.
I cant run anymore, Im too compestated.
Your chair might be uncomfortable, but soon you will compestate to it.
Your chair might be uncomfortable, but soon you will compestate to it.
compestated by adammtboy October 4, 2008
competative
competative by Difolax March 7, 2017
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