LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)
Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome "LBJ".
My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"
My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"
by David Sea August 21, 2009
by MarcoVitaly November 19, 2007
"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.
by Mr. Wizard's Spell March 27, 2010
Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.
by ice grilled cheese January 04, 2005
by swon February 11, 2021
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
The greatest mixed drink known to mankind. It's the "Lebron James" of mixed drinks. It consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. Usually served over ice.
by jvan45 February 18, 2013