LBJ

LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)

Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome "LBJ".

My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"

by David Sea August 20, 2009

LBJ

Lyndon B. Johnson (acronym)

LBJ was the thirty-sixth President of the United States (1963–1969).

by MarcoVitaly December 19, 2007

LBJ

"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.

Female: "I'm tired, let's go to bed."

Male: "Ah man, how 'bout a quick LBJ?"

Female: "Allllright."

by Mr. Wizard's Spell March 26, 2010

LBJ

Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.

Some people grow to enjoy recieving a LBJ from time to time.

by ice grilled cheese January 03, 2005

LBJ

The one part on 1st gen Tacos that is apt to fail before frame rots in two.

Man, I almost died when that lbj popped going down 25E. My Taco did the rim slide.

by swon February 10, 2021

LBJ

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

LBJ

The greatest mixed drink known to mankind. It's the "Lebron James" of mixed drinks. It consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. Usually served over ice.

Bro I got so drunk after that third LBJ you made for me

by jvan45 February 17, 2013