compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion

N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion

by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018

compestated

A physical attributed attained by a person spending primary time at a computer, and adapting appropriate weight gain to the enviroment.

I cant run anymore, Im too compestated.

Your chair might be uncomfortable, but soon you will compestate to it.

by adammtboy October 4, 2008