compestated 

A physical attributed attained by a person spending primary time at a computer, and adapting appropriate weight gain to the enviroment.

I cant run anymore, Im too compestated.

Your chair might be uncomfortable, but soon you will compestate to it.

compestated by adammtboy October 4, 2008

Compensated Dating 

Translated from the Japanese word, 「援助交際 」or "Enjo-kōsai." Compensated Dating is a term used to describe young women going on dates with older men in exchange for money or gifts. These dates often end in sexual activities. It is a form of prostitution, however most women who participate in Enjo-kōsai do not view themselves as prostitutes.

Although this term originated in Japan, compensated dating has spread to other East Asian countries and has even stretched to the USA under the phrases sugar daddy and sugar baby.

See enjo kosai.

Friend A: You're doing compensated dating? Isn't that really horrible and shady?!

Friend B: What does it matter? These older men are giving me a shit ton of money.

Compensated Dating by ixaa September 18, 2016

compensated dating 

A (Japanese) phenomenon that involves a (Japanese) schoolgirl (mostly in high school) dating a middle-aged man for money. It is frowned upon and shouldn't be done.

Kokona was in Shisuta Town doing compensated dating. How awful of her!

compensated dating by LadyMeriamWebster August 23, 2016

compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"

compensated endorser by Aeiouza December 26, 2013

compensated dating 

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

compensated dating by Guido1 October 18, 2009

crumpestated 

Adj. > An unpleasing taste or smell.

This steak was very CRUMPESTATED

disgusting rancid bad rotted

crumpestated by Crumpestated cow September 8, 2016

computated 

The past tense of a computation.

My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.

computated by Izzyburgh May 3, 2018