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Communionated 

A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.
Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!

Malicious Communications

A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.

It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.

In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.

Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.

A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.
Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.

Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.

Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.

Communifake 

(v) Communifake: to pretend to call, text, IM, etc. on your phone but are really talking to no one.
(Usually used when alone or to avoid talking to people you see)

(n)Communifaker: Someone who does the above. See Communifake
"Since I was standing outside a McDonald's alone, I decided to communifake while waiting for Mary to pick me up."
Communifake by Brianna Leigh March 19, 2009

Communigger 

Derogatory, used to describe a communist of African descent. See nigger.
Chris Hani (Leader of the South African Communist Party) is a communigger.
Communigger by Sleepychemist March 14, 2018

Komi Can’t Communicate 

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!

Communicado 

A small island country that has zero communications with the outside world. Nobody really knows where it is but a lot of people are frequent visitors. Some believe it's some where in Heaven but people usually return so this cannot be the case. It's almost certainly some sort of resort in the cloud that only certain personalities can access.
Why won't he answer his phone!?

You didn't hear? Edwardo's in Communicado.
Communicado by TheBigZamboni December 17, 2017