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Commonster

A name used by leftist politigrammers to classify particularly violent communist leaders or, more extensively, leaders of violent revolutions.
"Uphold President Gonzalo, he did commonster praxis!"
"How could you hate Robespierre? He was the first commonster!"
Commonster by Sonuz January 14, 2022
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Commoners Coffee 

From the anime, Ouran Highschool Host Club. It means instant coffee, as 'poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans'
"I'm going out to get some commoners coffee, want to come?"

first commenter 

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
first commenter by sans is MINE October 11, 2017

TomMonster 

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."
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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009

Composter Syndrome 

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:

Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.

Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.

Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.
Composter Syndrome by 4aminstead August 9, 2023
Word of the Day on September 26, 2023

spanish commenters 

well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration

god help us
Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''

Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''
spanish commenters by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017

MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.
MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.
MLIA Commenters by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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