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commodian 

a person who always tells crappy jokes, usually at the most inopportune time.
Steevus always tries to humor us, but he always ends up sounding like a commodian.
commodian by joel blatnicky July 30, 2007

commodian 

Someone who excels at toilet humor.
That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!
commodian by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Commodaphobe 

Sarah: I have to pee
Billy: The toilets upstairs and to the left
Sarah: Where is there a bush around here?
Billy: Why?
Sarah: I am a commodaphobe, it's a rare phobia whereby the effected is afraid of toilets and sometimes bathrooms altogether.
Commodaphobe by Obi commode-y June 12, 2012

commodameditation

The act of reflection in the morning as you sit on the toilet staring blankly into space.
While still numb to the world I struggled out of bed and then sat on the toilet to do some serious commodameditation.
commodameditation by matti57 October 13, 2011

Commodeaholic

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.
Commodeaholic by gloopey1 August 3, 2017

commodate 

a crude way of saying accommodate normally used in an office by the less knowledgeable person.
i'm gonna commodate yo' request fo' a pay day loan
commodate by Lynnguini September 19, 2008