Commodka 

Commodd Orange Juice(for all you muthafuckaz on the rez)
&
Vodka

Pass The Fuckin' Commodka....

Commodka by Me November 7, 2003

commodian 

a person who always tells crappy jokes, usually at the most inopportune time.

Steevus always tries to humor us, but he always ends up sounding like a commodian.

commodian by joel blatnicky July 30, 2007

commodian 

Someone who excels at toilet humor.

That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!

commodian by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Commodaphobe 

One who is afraid of toilets

Sarah: I have to pee
Billy: The toilets upstairs and to the left
Sarah: Where is there a bush around here?
Billy: Why?
Sarah: I am a commodaphobe, it's a rare phobia whereby the effected is afraid of toilets and sometimes bathrooms altogether.

Commodaphobe by Obi commode-y June 12, 2012

commodameditation

The act of reflection in the morning as you sit on the toilet staring blankly into space.

While still numb to the world I struggled out of bed and then sat on the toilet to do some serious commodameditation.

commodameditation by matti57 October 13, 2011

Commodeaholic

—Someone who spends too much time in the bathroom.

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.

Commodeaholic by gloopey1 August 3, 2017

commodate 

a crude way of saying accommodate normally used in an office by the less knowledgeable person.

i'm gonna commodate yo' request fo' a pay day loan

commodate by Lynnguini September 19, 2008