Definitions by gloopey1

Fagtality 

Someone who used to be straight but now is gay.

Bob, the former ladie's man, has joined the dark side—yet another fagtality.

Fagtality by gloopey1 July 8, 2025

whoreiffic 

A bad experience with an expensive date who expects to be lavished with gifts and expensive cuisine in return for her company.

Ted's date with Fiona turned out to be quite whoreiffic after she demanded that he buy her a bottle of wine from an expensive restaurant that she insisted upon going.

whoreiffic by gloopey1 December 9, 2024

gay miserable

A movie or play that is depressing and ends terribly.

My Best Friend's Wedding turned out to be a really gay miserable because they didn’t end up together.

gay miserable by gloopey1 December 9, 2024

squashlets 

The chocolates inside a box of assorted chocolates that have been pinched to reveal their contents.

I see that someone has been into my box of candy and turned them all into squashlets.

squashlets by gloopey1 January 15, 2024

Commodeaholic

—Someone who spends too much time in the bathroom.

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.

Commodeaholic by gloopey1 August 3, 2017