gloopey1's definitions

Commodeaholic

—Someone who spends too much time in the bathroom.

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.

by gloopey1 August 3, 2017

Fagtality

Someone who used to be straight but now is gay.

Bob, the former ladie's man, has joined the dark side—yet another fagtality.

by gloopey1 July 8, 2025

squashlets

The chocolates inside a box of assorted chocolates that have been pinched to reveal their contents.

I see that someone has been into my box of candy and turned them all into squashlets.

by gloopey1 January 15, 2024

whoreiffic

A bad experience with an expensive date who expects to be lavished with gifts and expensive cuisine in return for her company.

Ted's date with Fiona turned out to be quite whoreiffic after she demanded that he buy her a bottle of wine from an expensive restaurant that she insisted upon going.

by gloopey1 December 9, 2024

gay miserable

A movie or play that is depressing and ends terribly.

My Best Friend's Wedding turned out to be a really gay miserable because they didn’t end up together.

by gloopey1 December 9, 2024