Commaholic

A person addicted to the intoxicating use of commas. Commaholics use more commas than necessary, when constructing a sentence. This practice can become habit-forming.

My best friend is a commaholic, but when I confront her about it, she just laughs, and then texts me a bunch of commas.

by Julieanne Sharp May 22, 2011

Cumaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

cockaholic

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

by corauratum February 16, 2013

cougaholic

someone who is addicted to bagging cougars.

My friend John bangs a lot of women in their 40's. He is a cougaholic.

by KarchKiraly January 16, 2010

Cumaholic

Someone who has an addiction/love for drinking large amounts of Cum. They are like an Alcoholic but on only with cum, in which they have a deep love and passion for drinking it.

Joe: Dude look at Corbin he’s drinking Cum again
Ben:Have you not heard Corbin is a Cumaholic

Joe: oh right I forgot... but are we not going to mention him drink 3 gallons of cum in the last 2 days
Ben: Ik his addiction to Cum is starting to get really bad kinda feel bad for him, but hey he likes it a lot.

by Fjeoufeixeehshdbjdjf April 15, 2020

cockaholic

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

by kaleena April 10, 2006

codaholic

a person that plays a call of duty game most of there day/week. consumes more than 5 hours of there lifes each day

GUY1:"dude! i played call of duty 4 all week on spring break."
GUY2:"you seriously need some fresh air your such a codaholic."

by xlx Conman xlx December 25, 2009