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Come On, Man! 

What you say when someone says or does something stupid.
Originally seen on Football Night in America.

Can be elongated or stretched out if quote/action is incredibly stupid. i.e. cooommmme oooonnnn, mmaaaaannnnn.
Tim: "Do you think that coke machine accepts pennies?"
Me: "Come On, Man."

Jeff: *playing basketball, shoots an airball when his teammates were open.
Teammates: "Come On, Man!"
Come On, Man! by cline26 May 31, 2010
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Come On, Man! 

Quote from the father of the ultimate big dicked chad, Hunter Biden who smokes crack while getting footjobs!
Trump : *Tells random lies*

"Come on, Man!"
Come On, Man! by andeh_____ November 19, 2020

Come on, man 

The phrase Joe Biden uses when his opponent says something he has no logical counter to, in an attempt to discredit them without having to actually be able to form a cogent thought.
Come On, Man! - Why The Hell Would I Take a Test?!
Come on, man by Evey Hammond October 24, 2020

ahhhh come on man 

Something bullshit politicians say when they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

A fuck job, a ripoff
Hey Joe are you going to make America great again?
Ahhhh come on man, you know the thing.

Come on man 

Used to act incredulous and deflect blame when you're called out for being corrupt, an asshole and a liar.
Hey Joe, there's actually a video tape of you admitting to blackmailing the Ukrainians.
O come on man, that has been totally debunked. my homies already said it didn't happen.
Come on man by Maskolicism October 23, 2020

i mean come on man

based off phrases from not only South Park but Spaceballs as well.
I mean, come on man. You fell for the oldest trick in the book. I can not believe you!
i mean come on man by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

come on man 

A term used to encourage or discourage someone. Typically used by young black men and obnoxious white bitches.
come on man by Bitcheslivinintexas January 1, 2017
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