Comcastard

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

by Senecan May 3, 2014

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

by SRTunak April 4, 2010

comcastrated

To have one's Comcast cable internet service suddenly cease working at the worst possible time. Unlike it's root word, castrate, comcastration can (and is, in fact, likely to) happen over and over and over to both men and women.

I was just about to pay my credit card bill online when I got comcastrated, causing me to miss the midnight deadline and incurring $28 in late fees.

by blumer November 2, 2006

Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

by StalePhish September 18, 2005

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 8, 2004

Coastard

A person who lacks knowledge of Amusement Parks or roller coasters.

That person waiting in line for the Raging Bull thought it was an Intamin AG, what a Coastard.

by The-R3BEL_one January 26, 2011

comcasted

(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.

(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.

OOOOhhh NOOOOeeess!11!!11oneonetwo!!1 I just got comcasted!

by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008