Coastard 

A person who lacks knowledge of Amusement Parks or roller coasters.

That person waiting in line for the Raging Bull thought it was an Intamin AG, what a Coastard.

Coastard by The-R3BEL_one January 26, 2011

Coastard 

A derogatory term for a toxic roller coaster enthusiast(s). can be used as "coastard" or "coastarded"

That guy shouting at the ride operators for 'stapling' him is a coastard.

Coastard by ZoniesCoasters February 6, 2022

Castard 

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

Castard by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

Crastard by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009

constard 

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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

constard by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

Crastard

n.

A really crappy bastard.

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !

Crastard by Dave_066 December 3, 2005

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

castarded by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005