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A type of person that could be calm, relaxed, and at ease with anything and anyone. To be stress-free in any type of situation using the brainpower to a person's advantage without overthinking or overtiring the body's mental stability. To be a "Coltn" is to be sly with a good purpose. A "Coltn" doesn't think or act for themselves, they are at peace with everyone, everyone is their friend. A "Coltn" would put themselves and their relaxation toward others in order to help them feel important, happy, and satisfied. In an extent to that being said, this sometimes comes with being honest, brutally honest.
I absolutely love how coltn your acting, if only I was as relaxed as you.
Coltn by Neil SomeWhatStrong February 21, 2020
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shy colon 

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.
I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.
shy colon by Bogrimm May 5, 2018

erick brian colon 

a cuban talented boy that fight for his dreams and is excellent good looking. Warning: you will fall in love with those pacific ocean eyes.
Erick brian colon oo he is soo hot and talented.

You're A Colin 

To do nothing and everything at the same time
You're a Colin when you simply do fuck all but proclaim to have done everything and anything.

You're A Colin 

You're a Colin if you spell Colin with two L's

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016

You're A Colin 

Gaming terminology to describe someone who is oblivious to everything. A player / person whose skills are questionable at best, but is 'good at everything'.

To do a 'Colin', is to neglect your teammates, to steal loot, to empty rounds into walls from pointblank, blame the dog, and bascially offer nothing to the squad.

Anything that is unquestionably a 'Colin', is a 'Colin'. You know a 'Colin' moment when you see one.

For those who are the 'Colin' you buy levels, sit-back, last to die as you've contributed nothing.

In a Colins eyes you were amazing.
Youve just emptied a mythic drumgun into a wall from pointblank. You proclaim to say'hes one tap'. Your team come over and die - he was full health. You're a colin.