Coloric 

A word that describes a person who lacks basic hygenic practices; gross; unkept

You're so coloric.

Coloric by JonathanJackson July 3, 2023

high colonic 

Officially it's an enema to flush out the colon but in the slang it means to literally scare someone shitless, which has the same effect as an enema.

Chrissy in the Sopranos got a high colonic when Junior's thugs took him out to the Meadowlands for a mock execution in season 1.

high colonic by Frank Morgani May 22, 2008

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.

John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"

Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Colonic Jihad 

Diarrhea, which is so sudden, massive and explosive that it feels like your bowels have declared a holy war.

About 30 minutes after I ate at the Chinese Buffet I had an attack of the colonic jihad. I barely made it to the bathroom in time.

Colonic Jihad by Seyler-do August 12, 2011

Calorically Challenged 

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

Calorically Challenged by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.

That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!

colonicbag by mvolfman October 29, 2010

Colonic death grip 

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.

Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.

Colonic death grip by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022