The burning, uncontrollable flow of ass water and acidic shit that exits your colon while burning your asshole (aka: ass piss). A mixture of this \"ass piss\" and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks...this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \"ass piss\".
The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.
You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.
WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).
Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.
You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.
WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).
Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
by ksumarine April 27, 2005
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum.
by percussiondrummer July 06, 2015
Possibly the worst Spanish teacher ever, a period with colon colon comprises of: watchign her butt waddle, every once in a while screaming "guys!", handing out twenty different packets and calling it teaching, and teaching Spanish I to a Spanish II class
by me jamo November 16, 2004
by YungUpgrade February 22, 2018
Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023
The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003