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Coonilingus 

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'
1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"
Coonilingus by megan.w November 22, 2009

Coronalingus 

My fiancé and I are practicing social distancing by ordering take-out and engaging in coronalingus.
Coronalingus by xoMarilynxo March 18, 2020

Coronalingus 

Normally a term used as eating out a girls pussy during the time of the coronavirus but now used as a term for bad bitches Havin a good time
Omg me and my friends grace, Miranda, and karina went to the beach and had the best time. It’s a hot coronalingus summer.

coonalingus 

The difference between a black girlfriend and a black hooker is that you don't need to dig that nappy dugout and give the whore coonalingus.
coonalingus by livefree September 20, 2010

Conelingus

The act of moving your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. Remember to continuously return to her clitoris.
"Hey bro, my pc buddies need a different consent form for conelingus! "
Conelingus by BruceWillis24 June 14, 2016

CoronaLingus 

In these uncertain times...replacing the typical dental dam with a sheet of plexiglass, latex gloves, face covering, and with hand sanitizer (at least 60% alcohol of course) standing closely by for a quick scrub up when you finish! A very intimate experience.
The new normal created by this pandemic will all have us thinking outside the box when engaging in CoronaLingus.
CoronaLingus by Lainey Daddy May 22, 2020