Colon El Sanders 

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.

Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.

Colon El Sanders by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011

Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.

God bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation.

Colonel Sanders by TheBurninator November 28, 2003

Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

Colonel Sanders by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010

Colonel Sanders

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.

Reginald:Indeed he does.

Rupert:God Save the Queen!

Reginald:And the Colonel too!

Rupert:...

Colonel Sanders by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic 

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

Colonel Sanders by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

Colonel Sanders

Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.

Colonel Sanders is god.

Colonel Sanders by Daniel Santo October 17, 2003