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The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.
Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?
by shortpantsrobin January 16, 2014
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