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Boston College

School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.
Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.
Boston College by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016

College Board 

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education

Tri-City College Prep 

An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."

collegeboard 

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.
dude what a collegeboard
collegeboard by broskisauce December 28, 2010

Haywards Heath College 

An "education" place in sus sex. Really it's a special needs school but they never tell you that.
Lol what! He goes to Haywards Heath College? I thought he passed his GCSEs

college textbook 

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.
Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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