collegeboard 

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.

dude what a collegeboard

collegeboard by broskisauce December 28, 2010

collegeboard 

A useless (***not for profit after everyone gets paid 19 times above minimum wage) organization that will never reply to your emails or calls. They will avoid responding to your questions by sending you generic BS emails and never solve your problems until you just decide to drop it and slowly sink further into a ball of suffering. Their pandemic response consists of trying to figure out how to make 90$ per AP exam x a million of students without doing any actual work and sacrificing our rights to online privacy by filming students for proctor's spank banks. In addition to AP exams, they decided to leech more money out of good middle class families that only want their children to succeed by basically creating the same thing under a different name : SAT Subject Tests.

Side note: They also administer satan approved torture method alternatively called the SAT. But don't worry, cause they're ***not for profit.

Friend: Hey I dreamt about going to hell yesterday!
You: Oh, did you see collegeboard there?

collegeboard by coleel April 29, 2020

collegeboard 

evil group designed to ruin and waste the life of a high schooler and keep them out of college

This Saturday, collegeboard will be wasting 4 hours of my life.

collegeboard by pikepig November 11, 2009

collegeboard 

the graduation devastation education corporation

the collegeboard owns a monopoly on education qnd makes a profit whenever a student takes an AP exam.

collegeboard by Tubaman666 June 21, 2020

collegeboard

To describe satan incarnate, evil.

Dude, what a collegeboard

collegeboard by spaghetti maker i make spaghet November 26, 2025

collegeboard university 

a tongue in cheek expression used to describe the excessive use of AP tests to such degree as to allow the person to skip over parts of college.

every asshole (and decent) AP teacher will tell you that AP tests provide the greatest amount of credits per dollar, so taking a lot of them is like going to college for cheap right guys?

person 1: Tommy must be out of his mind, last year he took AP Physics C mechanics and E&M, AP Calc BC, AP Stats and AP comp sci AB. this year hes taking AP Bio, AP Euro, AP U.S history, AP latin vergil, AP psychology, AP chemistry and AP Art. if he passes them all, he'll have like 12 credits.

person 2: sounds like he's going to collegeboard university. he might graduate there before graduating here!

collegeboard university by IIAOPSW May 10, 2010

The CollegeBoard

Despised even by AP teachers, this greedy but “not-for-profit” company crushes people’s dreams everyday.

Dude 1: I just took my AP Chemistry exam. That felt like a fat L.
Dude 2: Fuck the CollegeBoard amirite?

The CollegeBoard by True_Lust July 21, 2019