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collasseral damage
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012
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Colla • collash • Collasian • collaso • Collassed • collasseral damage • Collasterbation • collastic • Collasturbation • coll
Collasturbation
Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.
"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
Collasturbation by thickage March 7, 2007
Collasian
Collasian by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009
Collash
It's when collapse is simply not enough and the crash is so epic you use a contraction of collapse, collision and crash: collash!
Collash by Funnybot6969 October 29, 2012
collash
combination of collide and clash
when two people fight and argue where words cannot describe how intense it is aside from using 'collash'
when two people fight and argue where words cannot describe how intense it is aside from using 'collash'
The arguing between John and Jane had intensified so much that they had collashed and caused a major scene in the mall.
That argument between John and Jane was so intense that it had become such a collash!
That argument between John and Jane was so intense that it had become such a collash!
collash by SabrinaLightsN October 30, 2011
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