Coll-as

Having a beard that looks like pubes mixed with mexican corn chowder vomit that's clogging a public toilet.

I've seen that style of facial hair before. It's called a Coll-as. And it looks like shit

by Eteminaki November 9, 2009

collasseral damage

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

by SHLA September 10, 2012

Collasturbation

Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.

"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."

"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."

by thickage March 7, 2007

Collasian

A collision involving at least one person of an Asian descent.

Dude, did you see the news? There was a 12-car Collasian on the interstate!

by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009

Collash

It's when collapse is simply not enough and the crash is so epic you use a contraction of collapse, collision and crash: collash!

Wow brah, that crash was so epic! Did you see that collash?
- Yeah man, awesome!

by Funnybot6969 October 29, 2012

collash

combination of collide and clash

when two people fight and argue where words cannot describe how intense it is aside from using 'collash'

The arguing between John and Jane had intensified so much that they had collashed and caused a major scene in the mall.

That argument between John and Jane was so intense that it had become such a collash!

by SabrinaLightsN October 30, 2011

collaso

a very gay motherfucker he has normally the face of a clown and wears weird clothes.

COLLASOOO

by bhffbhbirf April 4, 2017